Year 2015 is coming to an end, and this is another “end of year” series. Well, there’re no lack of “cool lines” I said throughout the years. Sometimes those are so cool that I’d mark that down and review that for my own leisure. This is kind of narcissistic… Anyway these are the coolest lines I’ve said this year.

The official English translation for “拉麵控” is “ramen whore”. — Aug 2015, on my crave for ramen

Display cars are like prostitutes, while second hand cars are like divorced women. — Dec 2015. Disclaimer: I drive a second hand car too.

Decaf 咖啡算唔算係咖啡？當然算，正如紮左嘅男人都射到無精子嘅精 — Dec 2015, when asked if decaffeinated coffee is considered coffee.

我一定要有D distraction 先可以專心 — Jan 2015, in the midst of my MFDS preparation.

“Federer vs Nadal” is like “Windows vs Mac” in the good old days, when the competition was so tense and fierce. “Federer vs Djokovic” is like “Apple vs Samsung” — the competition doesn’t get me as emotional. — July 2015, on Roger Federer’s Wimbledon final against Djokovic

Not all cool lines are my own quotes. Here’re some I appreciate so much:

我好努力去擺脫張志明，最後我發覺，我變左另一個張志明 — 春嬌與志明 (2012)

A picture’s worth a thousand words. Why not add a few more words in the picture, just to increase the word count? Because it looks shit. — Kai Wong, DRTV 2013

So here you are. Best quotes from 2015. Famous people like SJ and Abraham Lincoln got journalists and biographers to record their quotes. For the rest of us, we can only rely on ourselves. What’s the favourite quote of your own?