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Season finale
December 31, 2009

I'll be going out tonight, so perhaps it's a good idea for me to write a few lines to wrap up 2009 before the new year comes.

2009 has been an eventful year. We're all busy - occupied by work, school, love.. I'm involved in some part, missed others. You could say my masterpiece this year is The Apollonian; I'd say it's only one way to keep me busy. But other than that what have I achieved? It's often said that university education is for personal growth; sadly I haven't experienced much, perhaps except that I did gain some pounds.

What about this site then? It's marvelous. I mean, we've been lost, but I guess if you've read all entries this month, you should know that I've become more of a blogger again. This site has gone through two milestones this year - it had been visited 40000 times by April, and 50000 times by November. Overall, in 2009, from Jan 1 to today, there's been (53277-38759) 14518 visits, or 39.8 per day. Thank you very very much.

I had predicted that when I entered university, K&C would slowly come to its end. But it seems that this day has not yet come. And we're going to witness the 8th anniversary day in the coming February. Today's entry is just a season finale.

So, I'm going back to study, and may I wish you in advance a Happy New Year : )


The worst of both worlds
December 27, 2009

八十後的不幸

香港八十年代之後出生的一代,自稱「八十後」,覺得香港不公平,他們沒有出路。

他們的憤怒沒有錯,因為人生最大的悲劇是「生不逢辰」。八十年代後出生的一代,在香港主權移交時,他們最多十七歲,他們也隱約體驗過殖民地香港時代的好。

確實,在殖民地時代,香港是中西薈萃的地方。中西社會的好處,香港都有:民國時代中國人的厚道、善良、勤懇、做人處事的誠實和信用,遇上英國人的法治、嚴謹、理性,殖民地的香港,剛好把中西兩邊的文化沉渣都隔濾在外:大陸鬥地主與「文革」的集體瘋狂、英國七十年代的工會和社會主義,香港有幾位優秀的港督守護着,使喚一群俯首貼耳、喝一不敢二、做夢也不敢想像自己會決策做主人的黃臉孔文官。一條獨一無二的方程式,把維港以外的豬流感、 H5N1、愛滋病,通通隔濾在外。

香港在那個時候,像英文說的, Have the best of both worlds。

然而今日呢?一樣自稱「中西文化交滙」,香港擁有的卻是中西方的壞處──中國的主奴政治、擦鞋訶諂;差不多先生粗疏作風、疑神疑鬼的誅心陰謀論,加上西方的「政治正確」:師奶可以「投訴」大 衞像的「露點」,這也保障、那也平權;美國下一代濫玩 video game的愚昧,香港也模仿,而且比「西方」更懵迷。「西方」的兒童備受一個 Nanny State的照顧,香港一味抄襲,地鐵叫你小心空隙,海底隧道提你與前車保持距離,管這管那,像一個沒完沒了的超級八婆,比「西方」更嚕囌、更令人煩厭。

香港在一九九七年之後,恭喜恭喜, Have the worst of both worlds。

「八十後」的一群,感覺渺小而卑微,因為他們無從領會,早出生二十年,譬如,一九七五年,剛好二十一歲,大學畢業,在麥理浩領導下可以憑才華合理上位的殖民地時代的幸福。

那時候,香港另有宗主,但香港人是真正的主人。有歷史視野的人,在一九八五年簽署中英聯合聲明的時候,就預見那時的好日子,像灰姑娘的派對,時鐘敲響午夜十二點正,必然會結束。你的父母,那時狂歡夠了,沒有做結紮手術嗎?或者加拿大移民?多麼不幸呢。一切本可避免, By the way, that's life。

陶傑

Adapted from Apple Daily 2009.12.22

Boom de ah da
December 23, 2009

Well, I should've shown some of you this video: Discovery Channel's ad campaign. It turns out there're lots of variants, which are funny:

The original (2008):


Simpsons version:


Lego version:


And a DENTAL SCHOOL version shared by Cheuk today:


Last but not least, the 2009 version:

Coffee
December 21, 2009

My preference for coffee brand and flavour fluctuates a lot these days. I used to consume a lot of UCC 3-in-1. But now I don't because I find it too sweet. I then tried to buy the 3 bottles and mix my own perfect formula, but so far I've gained no success. And recently my formula seems to have got worse, and I dare not drink my own coffee. What should I do then? Well, Nescafe, which has been my friend since F.1, is still my best choice nowadays, given that it has enough caffeine. And I think I will consume an awful lot of it in the days to come.

Speaking about coffee, I'm considering getting a french press, but so far I can't find the perfect one. I used to have a drip brew, but I found it too space consuming and too troublesome to make one cup of coffee. But if I had one of this, I guess I can live with the trouble:


Counting down for Christmas
December 20, 2009

One of the side effects dental exams being in January is that our revision is slowed down by holiday mood. We're so ready for Christmas that every minute is not spent at full efficiency. Sigh… Is there a secret RPD formula?

Btw, I visited TST yesterday, had a nice dinner at Pizza Express and went to several photo taking spots, including Harbour City and Heritage 1881. I didn't take any pix though, because it's simply not worth taking a photo. Perhaps except one - look, a christmas tree at 工展會 Heritage 1881. But doesn't it really look like one bought from 工展會? The many trees outside Harbour City weren't nice too - they're decorated in purple. Purple! I like this colour, but it doesn't sound christmas to me. Why is there no traditional, green and red tree? Well, there's one, at FW. But sorry, it was one back in 2005.

   

Job satisfaction
December 18, 2009

The word "job" has a synonym: occupation. It speaks for itself - a job keeps ourselves occupied. One of the reasons for each of us to have a job is to keep us occupied, so that we can find meaning in it, and thus meaning in life. So far, I've only been tutoring. It sometimes gives me satisfaction, sometimes frustration. But I have to say, most of the time it's not bad.

Recently I found that I really can't connect with this year's F.3 students though. They're just not smart enough (compared to last year's). Yes, Kevin Chan is never a good teacher. He can't turn those bad good; he can only make those good better. But given I don't have any other choice, I can only live with that.

Worse still, I have no hope getting a batch of better students next year, because I've already seen who they are. And they're worse.

Two and a half years from now, I'll be a dentist. What kind of job is that? I don't know, but it'll surely be pretty different from what I'm experiencing at PP. I hope that will bring me more satisfaction than tutoring, and studying.

RPD, routine
December 15, 2009

Well, not feeling well today, I didn't attend the RPD resit exam today. But thanks to this test, I've finally begun doing some serious reading on RPD. I hope my progress can give me a pass in January's exam.

I think for the routine anzyme.com readers, they all know that it's a routine for me to take pictures of X'mas decorations at FW every year. I've seen those this year, but was too disappointed that I decided against taking any picture there. Sometimes, routines are to be forgotten.

Tidying, paradigm shift
December 13, 2009

I spent the whole day tidying things up at home. As I did that I discovered a lot of things I've long forgotten. Stuff in primary school, in the early days at La Salle, that sort of thing. I found the ridiculous script I wrote for EK's drama in F.1, the beautifully designed book reports/reading portfolios I've done throughout the years (and how I "recycled" them year over year as I meet different English teachers), the chinese dictation book in F.4 (which I got full mark every time because I cheated), ... And when I read my primary school diaries, I discovered something shocking: on one page, I read the word "K Chan".. Well, I've always thought I didn't get this name until F.1, but now I know it started earlier. Perhaps you're right that I don't have a childhood T.T

Btw, that story was already tweeted nine hours ago. And some of you already know this. I think this is a good paradigm shift in how things work here: less important stuff or things I don't have time to blog but would still like to share are tweeted first, and when I have the right time and mood for that, I blog. In this way you can get a glimpse of my life one-stop. And I do hope that this will bring you closer to Twitter, and more and more people will start tweeting.

Thanks.

Day off
December 10, 2009

For the first time in weeks, I've experienced a day-off. Even feeling great, this holiday mood has overwhelmed my mood for study. Which is sad.

Starting today, I'm putting a box which redirects my tweets here. I know it's not presented in the most elegant way, but I hope this brings you guys closer to Twitter.

Our quotation from Tsao Chip continues today. It's another lesson to learn.

我是陳小姐

在一個反智的社會,有一樣很重要的事情,從小父母、教師、補習天王,都沒有教過,就是人情世故。


 有沒有接過這樣的電話:「喂,你是陶傑嗎?我是某公司的陳小姐,我接替了上一手 Olivia的職位,從此負責與你聯絡。」


 凡對方自稱陳小姐、王先生的,閣下時間寶貴,不如當做接到財務公司的推銷電話,馬上自動掛線──手機通話,雖然有免費一百分鐘贈送,但配額用完了,此後一分鐘平均七分錢,也很貴的,對不對?


 碰巧那天心情好,天氣晴朗,相當清閒,反倒可以為社會做一件功德,免費替她補一節家教課。


 「陳小姐?請問芳名?也就是您叫什麼名字?」我想想,「芳名」這個詞彙,對於這一代,太深奧了一點。


 對方一楞,顯然,這樣的反問,在她服務的那家機構派發的指引手冊之外:「我,我是陳小姐。」


 「大富豪夜總會的北姑,對外也通稱小姐。這是你爸爸替你取的名字嗎?像小雲、小吉,都是你的姐妹吧,排行到你,就叫做小姐,對不?」我笑嘻嘻請教。


 對方這才嚐出話裏有餡,連忙改正:「我叫 Judy。 Judy Chan。」


 「豬的腸?」我立時換了一副北方腔的國語,拌一點廣東音:「豬的腸,還有,豬的耳朵,豬的蹄膀。我從山東剛移民來三年,不懂英文,剛好我爺爺在鄉下,是個殺豬的。您這麼一報名,我覺得親切。我是鄉下人,麻煩您,這位女同志,說中文好嗎?」


 對話發展至此,對方有點無從招架。她搞不清楚,這是對抗、嘲諷,還是打錯了電話,錯摸上一個精神病的客戶。


 「出來做事,基本的禮貌很重要,」我換回廣東話台:「小姐,只能是對方稱呼你的。女人之家,不錯,時代不同了,不必自稱奴家姓陳,名秀巧,家住清河鎮荷花村,自小家貧,只識得刺繡女紅,不懂詩書。」不,你不必這樣 humble。報上名來,你叫陳秀巧。我答:啊,是陳小姐呀。你答:不,叫我秀巧好了,我再答:那麼秀巧姑娘呀──」


 這不就是文化了嗎?何必三百億,打造什麼西九文化區?今天這篇專欄,全香港父母,家中有女兒的,可以剪下來,教她一字一句唸,唸到她懂為止,我做慈善,我不追收版權費。

陶傑

Adapted from Apple Daily 2009.12.10

TST, more
December 9, 2009

Today I'm showing another pix. This time it has nothing to do with showing you S90's image quality, because it just takes good photos, not excellent ones. And it's a bit too hazy today.

And the sea was a bit rough. That's what I experienced as I left TST (I went to Cultural Centre's Starbucks) and took the ferry to Central. The wave actually delayed my ferry's boarding..



咖啡和尼姑

在香港上餐廳,叫一杯咖啡,任何一個侍應都會加問:要熱的還是冰的?


 上一次我笑答:「沒有說明是冰咖啡,咖啡一定是熱的。正如上大嶼山,我想找尋一個尼姑,你不會問我:是男尼姑,還是女尼姑?不錯,這個自由世代,男人會做變性手術,人妖也可以出家,但如果我想找一個變過性而當了尼姑的人士,我會註明:我想尋找一個人妖尼姑,或尼姑人妖。」


 女侍應楞着,初出社會工作的 MK妹,沒想到會同時上一節語文的邏輯課。我繼續笑着輕聲說:「那麼尼姑,通常是男,還是女?」


 同行的朋友在桌子下輕踢我一腳,叫我收歛。但我沒理會,菜單在我手裏,還沒叫呢,侍應走不開的。


 「是女的。」她有點尷尬。


 「對了,」我說:「那麼一杯咖啡,沒有說明,是冰的還是熱的?」


 「是熱的。」女侍應說。我馬上鼓掌:「一百分。 Bravo。你真聰明。現在,請給我一杯咖啡,好嗎?」


 「為什麼這樣寸?」侍應離開之後,朋友問。


 「不是寸,也不是職業歧視。」我說:「這樣做,我有風險,你看那個衰女,頭髮染得一半啡一半紅,一臉傲氣,也有很大的 ego。我很可能得罪了她。她回到廚房,可能向廚師聲討我,在咖啡裏吐口水,再叫那個四十歲的肥佬廚師伸手向他染有輕度臭狐的腋窩裏搓一把,再把手指蘸在咖啡裏攪拌一下,把咖啡捧出來給我喝。」


 朋友笑了起來。世風日下,說的也是。「我有什麼好處?我時間寶貴,我向那位侍應免費補上她父母和學校從小沒教過的一課,就是 common sense。我割肉餵虎,這是佛家的大功德。」


 不是都興簡約嗎?手機短訊、網絡語言,為什麼從前叫一杯咖啡,就是咖啡,現在定要註明「熱咖啡」,比以前多一個字?科技越發達,語言越臃腫嚕囌,尼姑也要講明性別?同性婚姻,有一天,你的阿媽,真不一定是女人。

陶傑

Adapted from Apple Daily 2009.12.09

Ward visit, misc
December 8, 2009

We visited QM's OMFS ward today. The session was not as bad as I expected. We were shown some boring videos as appetiser, then toured around the ward, saw some patients and were asked some questions, most of which we didn't know the answer though.. To conclude, this visit is somehow above expectation, given that my expectation wasn't too high.

  

And now you should know that what I'd really want to focus on is not that visit, but the misc items I mentioned in title. They are randomly taken by S90, which performs really well in low light conditions (you should know how dark it is at 和民). Yes, those are what I had yesterday, and I'm especially fond of Starbucks' new Hazelnut and Chocolate Muffin, which is essentially 金莎 muffin. Am I not correct? Hazelnut and chocolate, what else can it be if it's not 金莎..

Btw, this is nice.


December panic, values
December 6, 2009

There's always panic in December.

We face panic every day. But to me, December seems to be the most panicking month so far - at least since I've entered university. The most natural source of panic is exam, which comes in January, but there're more than that. What also contributes to this panic is the guilt that I haven't studied much in the past three months. Yes, I've been through a lot of moments since September - I started extracting patients teeth, I learnt root planning (though I haven't really done one on patients), I started RCT, I've learnt RPD, I've learnt some Ortho, … But none of these gives me the tiniest bit of satisfaction. I still see a half-empty glass of water. I just don't know how and where to begin studying. Is that natural for all BDS undergrads?

Fortunately, there's one thing I've accomplished - publishing The Apollonian. Well, that has little to do with my future career. (Or will it?)

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Btw, I find buying S90 is a wise choice - not because of its image quality, but that it has indeed spiced up my life. Now I find a reason for updating this blog more frequently. Hopefully after exam (which doesn't start and, coincidentally, end on Jan 6), I'll start working on the new wordpress blog seriously. And it's my wish that the new blog would spice up your life.

One more thing I discovered is when I write, I am, once again, pleased with the values I've always held in this blog. I write stories of my life, not phrases or short sentences that express emotions but few would understand. And I insist that I either hold this value, or don't write at all.

   

Lightroom
December 4, 2009

One of the killer features S90 offers as a compact camera is the ability to shoot RAW. Sadly, because Aperture doesn't support RAW format of S90 (yet), I can only use something else for the time being. In this case, instead of choosing photoshop, I chose Lightroom. Lightroom offers the same flexibility, if not more, as photoshop does, and using it makes more sense because I really need a good photo library software that lets me manage those photos. More importantly, Lightroom 3 beta is free! The free beta extends to April next year, by then I should've switched back to Aperture. What? You're not giving up Aperture? Why should I?

 



Say hello to S90, RPD
December 3, 2009

Well, some of you should've already known that I bought S90. Why S90? The first thing you need to know is why I need a camera. Well, my camera is 3 years old - it was bought in Oct 2006, so it's too old to begin with. Notwithstanding, I have to stress that it still functions in a good manner, takes great picture, and looks good. So why need a change? Well, as I've mentioned, it's too old.

I thought about waiting for a Lumix LX3 replacement (LX4?) when it is released next year, but that means I'll have a long wait. And then I was fascinated by S90's stylish and minimal design. Well, I'm always fascinated by things lacking any detail: Macs, iPhones, Magic and Mighty mice, iPod, … Wait, it seems that so far we've only been talking abt Apple products. What abt other brands? Sadly, there's none.

Not until I saw S90.

So, it's been a while I've been struggling whether I should get a S90 right away, or wait for a LX3 replacement and then compare its functions with S90's. But then I'm never a photography L, so I don't care about the camera's configurations so much. But it's time that I got something more manipulatable, yet still remaining compact. That's S90.

I used to post the unboxing photos whenever I got new gadgets. But because Canon doesn't put as much emphasis on packaging as Apple does, I guess we can skip that.

What about my old Sony T5 then? Well, I decide to keep it, and use it on selected occasions. Thank you, T5. I'll never forget the wonderful moments we've spent together, the excellent pictures you've taken for me, and most importantly, the wonderful moments you've captured.

 

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What about RPD then? Well, I've tweeted a week ago that most students in our class need a RPD resit exam, which I thought was nonsense. What's more unreasonable is that given our class's low attendance rate, we kinda need a "detention". The whole class received an email from a doctor, which says a lot of us are required us to "see her at 12:30 tomorrow". C'mon, university education is abt whole-person development, not spending our entire life on studying. As long as we manage to keep our standard in exam, why not let us choose to be absent when we need to? And why turn a university faculty into a high school? Shame for you..

PS There's been (51201-50047) 1154 visits to K&C in November, meaning 38.5 visits a day. Thx.



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